A Taiwanese veterinarian is crying "what a croc!" after having his arm bitten off by a roughhousing reptile. The zoo doc was simply trying to remove a tranquilizer dart from the beast when the lounging lizard awoke and mistook his arm for breakfast in bed. Zowie! Those weren't crocodile tears our hero was shedding!
Luckily the armless animal expert was escorted to a hospital and had his limb stitched back on. Rock on, doc!
3 comments:
(To be read in Jackie Jokeman's bad British accent)
I 'ope they didn't shoot that poor croc--after all, now 'e's completely 'ARMLESS!
Haw haw!
Crap! I came to this blog to make the same studpid joke! oh OH!
Yes. Studpid.
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