Headline of the day

Found this on CNN. Seriously, is The Onion even necessary?

Megadeth angry at United Nations

Mustaine on organization: 'It's an abomination what they're doing'

NEW YORK (Billboard) -- Heavy metal maven Dave Mustaine is so angry with the United Nations that he is naming his group Megadeth's next album "United Abominations."

"I was watching TV and saw the trucks that said 'UN' on them and said, 'Man, you are so uncool, ineffective, anything," the singer/guitarist said in a recent Billboard interview.

"I thought, 'Wow, I've got to run with this. I got it -- United Abominations, 'cause it's an abomination what they're doing!'

OK, this is just brilliant

"Sunday Bloody Sunday" as "sung" by George W. Bush. Amazing!

I love this line

"60% of the time it works every time."
It bears a striking resemblance to the claims I'm dealing with right now.